Radical centralism

Being election year I've decided after much discussion to start my own political movement. I'm going to call it radical centralism. The aim of radical centralism is to be totally even-handed; to see both sides to every argument and to agree with each. It is to be absolutely non-committal on everything.

Radical centralism will minimise its carbon footprint by minimising its activity. Radical centralism has chosen as its mascot the sloth, that most non-committal of animals, that most energy efficient, the very same animal that minimises its carbon footprint by doing nothing.

Since the aim of radical centralism is to be non-committal on everything the question arises as to how can it be a movement if it is not moving anywhere. But that is the point of radical centralism; it is a non-moving movement.